Notices by Useless Idiot 🇳🇱 🥀⌛ (useless_idiot@noagendasocial.com), page 2

@dave

Any cognitive dissonance is easily resolved by adding another layer of conspiracies and false flags.

@SeaRobb

Make comfort and fun the highest good.

@Sophistifunk

Prosit, mate!

@Sophistifunk

Drink until you forget that Yorick ever existed.

@Sophistifunk

It's a lamp . . . from the FUTURE!

@Sophistifunk

When I was growing potatoes I took the flowers off.

@Sophistifunk

Kill! Kill their budding offspring while you have the chance!!!

Kill them like they killed Hectors son!!!!!

@Sophistifunk

Well, a little, but I am honestly interested.

@Sophistifunk

I am really torn whether I will watch it…

It’s such good atmosphere and sportsmanship and still the dedication of the players.

But it’s also like watching some alien parody of what Earth sports are. Maybe it gets better if you see the whole thing?

How to write correct legalese:

- No sentence should ever be less than 12 lines.
- Commas, hyphens, and parentheses are your best friends.
- Adjectives, adjectives, and more adjectives.
- The subject of any sentence should be hidden as deep as possible. Use more objects than Java.

@ned @progo @m00se

So…she was probably taking testosterone.

Teenage men are getting messed up when they gradually start producing it naturally, it takes years to get used to

I figure that’s much more the case when it’s suddenly and without balance.

@SeaRobb

Is Zionist the new lefty term for “someone I don’t like”? Since “Nazi” doesn’t really work anymore.

Conspiracy Theorists: Make 1000 unlikely predictions.
Reality: One of those comes kinda true if you disregard time, numbers, location, and circumstances.
Conspiracy Theorists: See?! See?!!! I told you!!!!

@FourOh-LLC

No idea where the difference lies, what makes you think it's important?

If you suspect that I cannot read, but still ask me questions in writing, is it really me that cannot think rationally?

@FourOh-LLC

What do I label as such?

If a conspiracy theorist (or anyone else) predicts that there exists a dishonest politicians, it's a valid suspicion, but as useful as predicting it's going to rain one of these months.

@SAUNDERS @AnungIkwe @Johncdvorak @adam @giraffeslacks

I think it’s hilarious how stupid this world has become.

@AnungIkwe @Johncdvorak @adam @giraffeslacks

"But the internet said it's what all the cool kids do!"

@amerika @SeaRobb

Dishonest, based on a "goal justifies the means" type of reasoning. Somehow half of the USAians have deluded themselves into thinking that Trump is the greatest evil in the world, while he just has a for some annoying character. (The other half has deluded themselves into thinking that he's the great savior, while he is just a bit more funny and direct in his talk than most.)

Frontal attack by Bill Maher on the Liberals.

‘The world would be a much better place if it had more “outposts" like Israel.’

https://twitter.com/billmaher/status/1720656399414473213

@Sophistifunk

That’s what decolonisation sounds like!

😂