Am I retired? Yup. Yesterday I was tired and today I'm tired again.
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2025 08:19:51 JST Ólafur Waage
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 22-Mar-2025 03:42:46 JST Ólafur Waage
You want a unique name for your kid? That's what uuids are for. Here 0cd5cde3-814f-463d-bbf6-839bdcbefbab
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Mar-2025 03:58:05 JST Ólafur Waage
"What game are you playing?"
-"Hearthstone"
"The card game?"
-"Yeah"
"Ahh, I've never been into first person top-down perspective games"
-"What on earth did you just say?"
"Well I guess the cards coming onto the screen are more like a side scroller"
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 17-Mar-2025 05:57:26 JST Ólafur Waage
"I love pyramids"
-"Oh cool, me too, which one is your favorite?"
"Food"
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 10:55:26 JST Ólafur Waage
If other video games were named like Death Stranding 2: On the Beach.
Bioshock 3: In the Sky.
Portal 2: Many years later.
Mortal Kombat 2: Now being hosted in Outworld.
Fallout 2: Grandchild fetches a thingamajig.
Doom 2: Hell on Earth... wait a minute. -
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 07-Mar-2025 19:45:47 JST Ólafur Waage
"This is absolute Cinema"
-"Do you know what Cinema actually is?"
"Isn't it the place where old people go to watch really long TikToks?"
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 05:54:27 JST Ólafur Waage
"You should learn art" - says the art person
"You should learn science" - says the science person
"I would never wish this on my worst enemy" - says the programming person -
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 11:17:13 JST Ólafur Waage
Databases are still using tables? Don't they know we've switched to <div> years ago?
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 08:11:05 JST Ólafur Waage
"I connect, therefore I am." - René DeSCART
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 08-Feb-2025 00:23:59 JST Ólafur Waage
"The 2000s didn't have like a defining thing, for me"
-"What about listening to System of a Down while playing World of Warcraft?"
"I retract my statement." -
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2025 09:51:16 JST Ólafur Waage
[starts destroying the government]
"Hey, can you please stop that?"
[dismantles all safeguards]
"This is not a nice way to behave mister"
[starts siphoning out all money and power]
"You are not following the correct checklists!" -
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 18:25:07 JST Ólafur Waage
@jedi I like detail :D
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2025 10:49:24 JST Ólafur Waage
How do I make sure my library function is correct?
Well I create the entire valid-input set and the entire invalid-input set and run those against other libraries that do the same.
Then I file bug reports on the libraries that don't behave like mine... right?
Wait, there are other libraries that do the same as mine? Why am I writing one? Don't worry, such minor detail hasn't stopped people in the past.
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Feb-2025 20:10:37 JST Ólafur Waage
Checks & Balances? Nah.
Nothing is being checked and everything is off balance. -
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2025 12:08:29 JST Ólafur Waage
"They've started to say the quiet part out loud"
Look, I'm happy you've joined us but it's been deafening for years. -
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2025 01:48:25 JST Ólafur Waage
Programming languages: "We are just a way to operate computers in a way that makes sense to humans."
Programming languages [takes a big joint hit]: "What if there were 5 kinds of nothingness?"
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 31-Jan-2025 01:22:45 JST Ólafur Waage
"Can you explain the gaps in your resume."
-"I saved the file with Windows based line endings and you're opening it in an editor that treats them differently." -
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Jan-2025 01:21:53 JST Ólafur Waage
"Meta is reportedly scrambling multiple ‘war rooms’ of engineers to figure out how DeepSeek’s AI is beating everyone else at a fraction of the price"
Zuck, I thought you had AI to do that for you.
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 02:16:00 JST Ólafur Waage
Finally, in C++26 you can debug C++.
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Ólafur Waage (olafurw@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 07:39:50 JST Ólafur Waage
Hey Journalists. That was not an "Odd looking salute". Jesus fucking christ.