Notices by Emily Velasco (mle_online@social.afront.org), page 14

@fredy there were many creepy hallways

@madrush @acsawdey As stupid as it looks, at least it's trying something different, which is more than pretty much any other vehicle right now

I believe I have detected evidence of a secret illegal casino in my city by eavesdropping on the conversation a group of passengers is having aboard the bus

@LabSpokane I think you have to have muscle to do something like that or you end up in a shallow grave

It was kind of a trip out when I realized that the three primary colors aren't some objective fact of physics, but just an artifact of the kinda of cones we have in our eyes.

Garlic lemon chicken and potatoes over arugula

I'm going to regret the arugula later when I'm painfully gassy, but it tastes good right now

Also you know you are dealing with someone who has test-kitchen brain when the recipe calls for unsalted butter, but then they have you adding kosher salt later. Just use salted butter like a normal person, recipe writers

There's not enough bike riding in sci-fi. If people live in extensive tunnel systems bored into the rock of a dwarf planet, some of them should be riding bikes to get from one place to another. Much less resource intensive than electric carts and scooters

@june I feel like I should do something with sounds like these

@thomasfuchs if they need to steal ideas about how to steal ideas, they're even dumber than I thought

I bet one day there will be a big fediverse split over some issue that no one from outside Mastodon will understand, and then there will be two fediverses that will hate each other.

@stefthepef Ugh, I should bite the bullet and move out of California. there are so many cool old houses for good prices

@stefthepef I would love to live somewhere with a winter. New England winters might be too much for my weak Southern California constitution to handle, but I never know unless I try

@tedyapo I'm such an Ɛr(i-1, j-1)

Typical

I bought it home and cleaned it

Painting the weird little clamp

@ferrix Its evolutionary strategy is popping bike tires so the bike owner takes it home and takes care of it

Sayhi to the weird little clamp that I ran over with my bike on my way to work right now. If you ever wondered who would win in a battle between a weird little clamp and a bike tire, so the answer is the weird little clamp