Notices by 🖬 A:\DiSCATTe.PCX 🖫 (discatte@digipres.club), page 2

ワープわくわく!! :neocat_floof_owo:

@joe *pointing to my Sun workstation* this Sparcs joy.

"I wish it was charged by USB"

*monkey's paw curls* :neocat_laugh_nervous:

"Who's DOS?"

What horrors await us on this derelict museum space station?

Ah.. a pristine unused hidden 486.. nothing more grotesk.. than an unopened case, for within lies.. a slumbering creature.

The VARTA.

pity.. we were spared this time. but luck hardly lasts.. in this tomb of transistors..

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the haunted Intergalactic Transistor Lounge (and Spooky Cat Cafe). I am your host, the ghost of disk sectors gone foul. Mwuahaha. :neocat_shocked:

Our tour begins here... on the motherboard of an innocent computer.. 🎃🧵

Tales of those with tails.. are not always as they seem..

This poor soul rewired for DC over RCA.. hi-infidelity indeed.

Try not to dance until you drop... your mortal coils

The spooky cat cafe is delighted to serve what ails you..

Fermented Pocket Computer..

Go ahead..try a few..

It wont byte! :neocat_nervous:

Watch your step.. in this squalid spiders den.

or you may find yourself stuck.. on a POST..

time to say good-bios. mwuahahahaha!

Now that you're settled in..

Go a head. Use one of our complementary Picture Books..

Please, be our guest..

Let all your troubles MELT away :neocat_melt:

Be sure to stay for the undead stand up comedy hour..

Don't laugh too hard..

or your sides might split in two.

Make sure to BOOst :neocat_scream_scared: so others can experience these delightful abominations 💜 💾

Feeling a tad blue...?

The spooky cat cafe has just the tincture for you..

Our herbal remedies will leave you screaming....

no more!

Our spectral hosts take care of your every need..

But dont let it

Inflate.. your ego

Do not wander the museum halls at night..

the souls of floppy disks linger on.. un reachable.. un readable

"no boot deviceeee availableeee" :neocat_shocked:

"abort, retry.. fail.." :neocat_scream_scared:

Feeling a little tired from the nights festivities?

Come.. reinvigorate yourself in our sauna..

TINGLINGLY refreshing! :neocat_cofe:

Care for a disk reading? 💾

Our fortune tellers know all your

bad SECTORS! :neocat_nervous:

@hellomiakoda hmm I mean they kind of did in the form of MiniDisc and MO disks, which were more common in Japan.

I'd like to imagine we got something like a cute sub 2" floppy with a gig or so. :neocat_floof__w_:

@hellomiakoda nihao :neocat_floof_mug:

I've really lost all the joy in this hobby thanks to how I was treated.