Notices by sezduck (sezduck@twit.social), page 2

#FictionalCharactersApology
#HashtagGames

“I am Groot”

Anti-marijuana propaganda is alive & well in mainstream news.

This article says that 𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘺 marijuana use has overtaken 𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘺 drinking in the US. It then goes on to mention the health risks of “high-frequency” (i.e., daily) marijuana usage.

It conveniently fails to mention how daily drinking can have an extremely negative impact on one’s health (I doubt most daily drinkers are just having a single glass of wine each day).

#marijuana #cannabis

https://apnews.com/article/marijuana-cannabis-alcohol-drinking-daily-use-b91c2c5957fdb2d48e6616c3baa14c13

#StarTrek #AllStarTrek

#PoliticianAMovieOrShow
#HashtagGames

Mississippi Bernie

@BeAware Nah. Truth is, when this happened a couple times in the past, I was honest with my friend and told them I had to Google it. I can’t really remember the context, but it just occurred to me that this is probably a funny and/or relatable anecdote.

Friend messages me with a funny meme based on a pop culture reference.

I don’t get it.

I Google the pop culture reference in order to understand.

I reply to friend: “ROFL, that is so funny! I 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 get it!”

#OutOfTouch

Watch out for vampires during the eclipse.

Some people post the weirdest, most nonsensical bullshit on here.

I would like to sincerely thank those people.

😂

#VideoGames

#JohnMastodonHolidayFacts
#HashtagGames

Candy canes are in the shape of a J in honor of John Mastodon.

Meta is a privacy nightmare. Their business model is based on our personal data, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 they’ve been shockingly irresponsible and, well, downright evil in how they handle our personal data.

𝙎𝙤 𝙡𝙚𝙩’𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙪𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙈𝙚𝙩𝙖 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙢𝙞𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚 & 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣!

#WellBeing #MentalHealth #TinyBuddha #JoinIn #KeepMastodonWeird

#Halloween #tech #funny
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyga6RRutjw/

Streaming platform executives:
“I don’t think enough people are pirating. Let’s see what we can do about that.”

@djdaem0n
What a buffoon. Even if we bought that “extremely brittle” code stack bs:
- Shouldn’t you gain an understanding of how it works before you start making changes?
- You fired all the employees that could have warned against issues like this. Actually, in some cases, you fired employees *because* they warned against issues like this.
- Oh, and remember when you bragged about randomly disconnecting servers?

#TwitterDown #ElonMusk

@Mrfunkedude

https://youtu.be/PBtC_eKVVEE?t=58

@glasspusher @Mrfunkedude
I’m making a note here.
Huge success.

Boosting your own toots should be called Mastobation.