Notices tagged with php, page 5

To celebrate PHP's 29th birthday, I decided to try running #PHP 1.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BPExYh5Anw

#PHP is 29 years old today.

https://groups.google.com/g/comp.infosystems.www.authoring.cgi/c/PyJ25gZ6z7A/m/M9FkTUVDfcwJ?pli=1

🎉

It boils my blood to hear folks insinuate that #PHP is the source of their performance problems and they should switch to microservices in another language to fix the performance issues. Maybe spend a little bit of time figuring out where your bottlenecks are and fix those, first!

(This may or may not be a sub-toot.)

Opinions/thoughts/advice on #PHP monorepos with #Composer. Is anyone working within this problem space? What tools do you use?

I know #Symfony is a #monorepo. Are the tools they use specific to them, or can others use them?

I’m really happy the Fediverse has so much #PHP community activity and content on it (and tech content, in general).

Fuuuuuck I should've saved my #dollars before I exchanged them for pesos like two weeks ago :reimu_sad_why:

https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/money/economy/903830/peso-sinks-to-near-17-month-low-of-p57-vs-us-dollar/story/

@pilipinas@fedigroups.social @philippines@a.gup.pe

#USDollar #USD #PhilippinePeso #PHP #peso #dollar #Philippines #economy #exchangerate #inflation

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- Free entry to #MoneroKon2024 🎟️
- Free food & drinks 🥪🍻☕️
- Hackers can crash overnight @ Paralelni Polis 😴
- $6k+ in prizes & bounties 🏆 including a 2000 USD paid in XMR award from the MAGIC Monero Fund (subject to increase)
- max: 100 ppl.

https://monerokon.devfolio.co/

👋 We're hiring a Senior Software Engineer in Berlin or remote! 💻 Build high-quality supply chain tools for thousands of devs in the PHP ecosystem 🐘 with the makers of Composer.

We're a small experienced remote team, deeply caring about our customers and the quality of our product. 🧑🤝🧑 Help us maintain and improve key infrastructure for hundreds of businesses! 🎉

https://packagist.com/about/careers/senior-software-engineer-1

#composerphp #php #phpc

Possibly cursed #PHP for randomising a string from a set of elements:

```
echo implode(' ', array_fill(0, 5, new class {
function __toString() {
return ['has', 'anyone', 'really', 'been',
'far'][mt_rand(0, 4)];
}
}));
```

A friend was telling me about guidelines for developing and deploying new services in their company, and one of the guidelines is “new services must not use #PHP.”

I’m not making this up, and this isn’t hyperbole. They actually have this listed on their company documentation.

Why would I write something myself if there's already code available that solves my problem?

https://www.oliverdavies.uk/archive/2024/03/26/let-someone-else-do-the-work

#dev #SoftwareDevelopment #drupal #php #OpenSource

PHP is still better than any JS 👇😂 credit https://turnoff.us/ #php #programming #development

🆕 blog! “Updates to ActivityPub in a single PHP file”

A few weeks ago, I built an ActivityPub Server in a Single PHP File. It's a proof of concept showing how easy it is to turn a website into a full-featured Fediverse participant. After a bunch of feedback and testing, I've added a some features to make it slightly more useful. A single PHP file […]

👀 Read more: https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/03/updates-to-activitypub-in-a-single-php-file/
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#ActivityPub #php

Are you passionate about sharing your expertise and insights with our vibrant Drupal community in London?

We're gearing up for our next meetup session and want YOU to be a part of it!

Whether you're a Drupal expert, a whiz at front-end or back-end development, or have innovative ideas related to web content management, we want to hear from you!

Contact me or any other organiser of https://www.meetup.com/london-drupal-user-group with your session proposals now for a chance to showcase your knowledge, connect with like-minded individuals, and contribute to the growth of our community.

Let's unite to inspire, learn, and elevate our skills to new heights!

#Drupal #OpenSource #PHP #Web #Meetup #London #UnitedKingdom

Well, that fucking sucks. I just went into my o3 meeting with the boss and was told that I don't have a job anymore. If anybody is looking for an experienced #vue / #node / #php dev in the #Milwaukee area (or remote), let me know.

https://jws.dev/Resume.html

#FediHire #GetFediHired #FediJobs #FediHired

@dansup Two main reasons I ask are 1) I like what you’ve been doing around moderation, and 2) it might be interesting to migrate a #PHP community to a PHP-based server, which might get that community more involved in maintaining the project, but I would want to ensure that, however folks on our server experience the Fediverse today, their experience isn’t disrupted. I’m sure that would be a lot of work, but I know you already have some 1:1 compatibility with Mastodon APIs, right?

🆕 blog! “ActivityPub Server in a Single PHP File”

Any computer program can be designed to run from a single file if you architect it wrong enough! I wanted to create the simplest possible Fediverse server which can be used as an educational tool to show how ActivityPub / Mastodon works. The design goals were: Upload a single PHP file to the server. No […]

👀 Read more: https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/02/activitypub-server-in-a-single-file/
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#ActivityPub #mastodon #php

Please, someone, anyone, fix the php-announce mailing list 😅

#PHP

OK. Here's another "developing in the open" post.

I've written an #ActivityPub server which can be deployed as a *single* #PHP file.

No databases, no libraries, no dependencies, no frameworks. Also, no advanced features!

It is currently powering the user example@example.viii.fi

I am looking for alpha testers. All you need is a domain, PHP 8, and the ability to add a custom .htaccess rule to your server.

If you'd like to try it out & give me feedback, please drop me a message.

The most important question to ask yourself when deciding how to structure code is "how will I *unit* test this?"

Not integration test, not system test, unit test. Make the code easy to unit test. Most other "good code" attributes will result naturally from that.

#Programming #PHP