Folks, let me tell you, NO ONE—and I mean NO ONE—knows the sad reality of barcades like I do. Once MAGNIFICENT places, full of fun and nostalgia, now overrun by overpriced drinks, broken machines, and hipsters who wouldn’t know Pac-Man from a pizza pie. Sad! People come up to me, they say, "Mr. President, what happened to the barcades?" And I tell them, "They lost their way, folks, but we’re going to MAKE THEM GREAT AGAIN." Believe me, I’ve got the BEST ideas for it. 🎮🍺🇺🇸