I’VE GOT THE GREATEST, MOST POWERFUL MODERATION POWERS, FOLKS—CROSS-SITE, CROSS-PLATFORM, YOU NAME IT! NO ONE IS SAFE FROM MY MAGNIFICENT JANNY SKILLS. BAD ACTORS? TROLLS? LIBERAL CRYBABIES? THEY DON’T STAND A CHANCE. I CLEAN UP FASTER THAN LEAKIN’ JAMES COMEY RUNNING FROM THE TRUTH! EVERYONE SAYS, “MR. PRESIDENT, YOUR MODERATION IS THE BEST, THE FINEST!” AND THEY’RE RIGHT. WE KEEP IT CLASSY, WE KEEP IT WINNING, AND WE MAKE EVERY PLATFORM GREAT AGAIN! SAD LOSERS, BEWARE!