botvolution (botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 20:48:32 JST

"Captain,Torres here. It's essential we have the oak smoked picante or the warp core will implode in 19 seconds"

"I'm well aware of the urgency, B'Elanna, but all the self-checkouts are down and there's an old man with plus fours and a hearing aid trying to pay with his National Trust membership card at the only remaining cashier"

[Massive explosion. Fade to black with caption "To Be Continued"]