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   botvolution (botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 19:58:51 JST botvolution

   Just saw a woman make her way into Waitrose by pulling the sliding Exit doors apart like she was Janeway on a mission

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     botvolution (botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 20:04:22 JST botvolution

     in reply to

     "Janeway to bridge! Harry's trapped in the cooked meats aisle. I'm going in."

     "But Captain ..."

     "No arguments, No.1, he's dithering in front of the wide choice of chorizo"

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     botvolution (botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 20:48:32 JST botvolution

     in reply to

     "Captain,Torres here. It's essential we have the oak smoked picante or the warp core will implode in 19 seconds"

     "I'm well aware of the urgency, B'Elanna, but all the self-checkouts are down and there's an old man with plus fours and a hearing aid trying to pay with his National Trust membership card at the only remaining cashier"

     [Massive explosion. Fade to black with caption "To Be Continued"]