Oliphantasmal Force (oliphant@oliphant.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2023 22:11:27 JST

"I believe that the people who are in charge of resisting this sort of thing, I mean, of course that's what political parties do, right?"
"They certainly do, they resist each other!"
"Who knows why they do it, really. They're basically both the same."
"Indeed. We should always report them as both equivalent."
*both together* "That's fair and balanced!"