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   Oliphantasmal Force (oliphant@oliphant.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2023 22:11:05 JST Oliphantasmal Force

   "Tonight on TLDR Media: Which of these two fascist candidates will appeal more to fascists who want to vote for fascism, and persecute all their political enemies? Day one of our 386 days of coverage of this topic begins!"

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     Oliphantasmal Force (oliphant@oliphant.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2023 22:11:25 JST Oliphantasmal Force

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     "Some are asking what they can do."
     "Well, there really isn't anything you can do, Jim."
     "That's true, Terry. Very true. Well, except you go on about your lives."
     "Exactly, you go on about your lives."
     "And then you VOTE."
     "But vote for who?"
     "Well, that's not important. What's important is you vote, and then when you vote, the right thing always happens."

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     Oliphantasmal Force (oliphant@oliphant.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2023 22:11:25 JST Oliphantasmal Force

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     "Well, that's about all the time we have tonight for our TL;DR show tonight, Terry."
     "That's right, join us again in 45 minutes for our next episode where we'll terrify the shit out of you about what's going on in the middle east."
     "Not that we care about it."
     "Right, but you'll be SO GLAD to live here and not there when we're done."
     "You won't even mind the cost of healthcare!"
     "Haha, good one."
     "Thanks!"
     "Good night everyone, that's our show!"

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     Oliphantasmal Force (oliphant@oliphant.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2023 22:11:27 JST Oliphantasmal Force

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     "Oh my, it appears he's now calling for....did I hear that correctly?"
     "I believe we did, Jim. He's calling for the eradication of trans people."
     "Oh my my, he *is* a naughty boy isn't he?"
     "Very naughty, Jim."
     "Shall we share some of his necessary political discourse?"
     "Live and unedited, I'd say."
     "In the interest of news, of course."
     "Oh, of course, of course."

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     Oliphantasmal Force (oliphant@oliphant.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2023 22:11:27 JST Oliphantasmal Force

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     "I believe that the people who are in charge of resisting this sort of thing, I mean, of course that's what political parties do, right?"
     "They certainly do, they resist each other!"
     "Who knows why they do it, really. They're basically both the same."
     "Indeed. We should always report them as both equivalent."
     *both together* "That's fair and balanced!"

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     Oliphantasmal Force (oliphant@oliphant.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2023 22:11:28 JST Oliphantasmal Force

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     "Wow, look at that, Jim! He's calling for his supporters at that political rally to beat up the protesters and offering to pay their legal fees!"
     "My, Terry, that really *is* something we've not seen before."
     "What should we do about it?"
     "Talk about it *incessantly* of course!"
     "Exactly! Just not in a judgmental way."
     "Not in a judgmental way, just in more of a 'how do you like that, liberals, will you respond?' kind of way."
     "Sound byte! Love it."

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