@bweller @ai6yr @smallerdemon I hope he got the Manpower gig. He's management material.
"Boss? You wanted to see me? Woah!! What's with the gun??"
"When I say I want that report by 5:00, I don't mean 5:03. I mean 5:00. Are we clear?"
"O...kay?"
"As a punishment, I'd like you to affix another warning to my bike before you go home. This is a panel display."
"It says 'Beware of bear'."
"Grizzly. Ordered one from a security shop."
"I liked it better when Biden was president."
"Next week, we're digging a moat around the building. That shop also sells alligators."