@matty My son is in a woodshop class. Came home with a thing. Never taken woodshop before. Been learning for four months.

Made a stylized miniature dresser, like a jewelry-box. It's fucking beautiful. Complex joined-wood, crazy angles, entire thing sweeps through curves. He wasn't satisfied and pointed out the flaws, but couldn't keep working because high school class project.

At first, I thought he'd bought it at a thrift store. An old antique.

Those fucking people are not carpenters. They're mexicans.