@WoodshopHandman @MisterLister nay, it will be done according to the book:

"But one amongst the stock of the soyllenials shall not be consumed in the fire that seeks blood laden with IPAs. He will be put to rest with the one who speaks of wood, and together they shall lie together in check. Should one rise, the other shall pull him down, and the two shall not defy their deaths to put a stop to Weezer."