@nyx @lucy
>*clock ticking*
>*DONG*
>"Here is the first german channel with Tagesschau"
>*trumpets*
>"Gundula Gausel and Klaus Kleber in the studio, Welcome"
>*picture of devastated battlefield*
>"On the night of the 25th of April Neo-Amazonia has launched it's experimental TRVTH NVKE on the federal republic of germany without warning, Billions are dead. Even seasoned military experts are surprised by the newest escalation in the conflict between the totalitarian les-bolshevik regime and germany"
>*views of Berlin on fire*
>"We will now be in live correspondance with our expert from Radio Free Amazonia for insights on this shocking surprise attack"