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The last thing prison labor programs want is honest-to-God violent offenders. They know how to fight back.

So my farm inmate coworkers were just standard-issue 19 year old boys. Weed & Xbox kids.

I spent a lot of time seriously outnumbered with these dudes out in the fields. At no point was I worried ~harm might befall me.~

The worst thing about them? They were just clumsy kids who didn't know where their feet were. Kept stepping on seedlings we'd just planted.

They were not scary people!