People actually pay like $2 per wing when each wing is the size of your thumb and contains about 30% meat 70% bone each.

I agree with you, I've never seen a restaurant put wing sauce on tendies. When I worked at a restaurant I'd make shit like that for myself on break and my coworkers thought I was crazy.

They also thought I was a freak for using chocolate milk in a mocha latte instead of white milk or soy milk or some other shit.