@feld Welcome to infrastructure, Downtown in the "Home of the world's largest software company".
I have a story from years ago about building a Sat Uplink so me and @juliewebgirl favorite coffee shop and installing a Satellite Uplink so they could stay in business.
[Some twot dug through the only fiber coming into town, no Internet, no Point of Sale, no ATMs, no groceries, no homework. Because Redmond doesn't have accurate maps of under ground. I hate this entitled, janky shithole.]