On my flight from São Paulo to Atlanta, a woman had too much to drink and she got cut off by order of the captain. She didn't like that, and assaulted a flight attendant who wouldn't serve her more alcohol. They diverted our flight to San Juan, Puerto Rico, where CBP agents took her and her companion off the plane. We sat on the tarmac for 2.5 hours while the flight attendants were interviewed by the FBI. Now, we've landed in Atlanta, and my connecting flight to Montreal is long gone.