@p @Terry @catmanmancat If that was a popular culture reference, I'm sorry but I didn't quite understand.

I can't quit you because I need you, baby. I need to log on to the fediverse dot gov and see your self fellating nonsense every day so I can understand that God has not cursed me as much as I think he has, and that things could always be worse.

You are my hero, Mister Elmo. I love you.