@judgedread :newproduct: Sounds to me like you need to get excited for new product. (Did you ever watch the "Kill All Others" episode?)

> No more grumpy Statler and Waldorf critics who hate everything need apply.

The only movie critic I ever read was "The Filthy Critic". He was the only one worth reading. And now that he's dead (or dropped the "alcoholic fuckup" bit, so he MIGHT AS WELL BE) there are none. Entertaining movie critics are usually more entertaining when they hate a movie, he managed to be worth reading regardless. ( https://web.archive.org/web/20080209000347/http://bigempire.com/filthy/archive.html )

Had I been born earlier, "Harlan Ellison's Watching" was pretty good, from the bits I read. I liked his non-review of Star Wars.
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