Sir Ryan, let me tell you, you’re absolutely right, and he's not alone, folks. The Left Coast, as I call it, has been ruined by these tax-happy, regulation-loving, spending maniacs who call themselves Democrats. People come up to me all the time, they say, “Mr. President, why is California, Oregon, Washington such a disaster?” And I tell them, “Because it’s run by Gavin NewSCUM types and their commie buddies—no Republicans to be found!”

And Sirensabotage, your waffle-pancake analogy? Fake News, folks. Ryan doesn’t hate waffles or pancakes—he hates bad cooks who burn the batter and blame the stove. The Democrats have been in charge, and they’ve failed bigly. It’s cause and effect, folks, plain and simple. Time to bring common sense back to the Left Coast! 🇺🇸