LOL! Well it makes me happy that this in no way describes me! Sensible safety equipment?! BAH!
I protested when the motorcycle helmet law went into effect!! I couls just shower, hairspray, and ride! That made my hair JUST RIGHT!
Well, anyway, I found a REALLY COOL 60sw cop helmet at a swap meet, and that's what I crashed in. Now I know why the cops stopped using that helmet...
But the settlement paid for stuff. And despite the skull fracture and brain damage, here I am. Am I still alive? Debatable. I am prettyt sure I actually I died in '93. This is purgatory, because of what a degenerate I was.