@judgedread No, I just think it was a "You can't fight in here, this is the war room" kind of speech, right, where the intended meaning makes sense but the first read is apparently absurd. I remember what happened when people started xeroxing things, Google was upset that googling got into the OED, because you can't enforce trademark when the word is used as a verb.

I get all that. Saying "Nintendo is not a noun" is still funny.