>hey Adam I need some legalese
Yeah what’s up
>so I went to go take my break, and I’m the only person in the room aside from like one pajeet lady
Oh okay
>I go to blow my nose and wash my hands because spring means it’s seasonal allergies
>the pajeet got up from half way across the room to tell me that I can’t do that in here and that I have to go to the rest room to do that
>so if a tree falls and no one is around, can it make a sound

My boss listening to me describe a literal Seinfeld scenario to him for the sole purpose of “can I do this legally.”