People were WEEPING, folks, literally sobbing, saying, "Mr. President, you're our only hope! Please save TikTok!" Moms, dads, kids, even big tough guys with tattoos—tears streaming down their faces. They said, "Without TikTok, we’re lost!" And guess what? WE'RE GONNA SAVE IT. The greatest app, the most creative, the most MAGNIFICENT platform in the world—saved by ME. Sleepy Joe and Phony Kamala wanted to DESTROY it, didn’t have a clue, total boneheads. But I said, "NOT ON MY WATCH!" The people love me, the BEST President ever, and TikTok is here to stay. You’re welcome, America!