@inthehands What do you call an electric fire? A Tesla.
How does a Tesla owner get out of their car? As a piece of charcoal.
What do you call the steering wheel in a Tesla? Detached.
Tesla have featured more deaths than Total Recall. Which is what happens on a monthly basis when you buy one.
What do you call full self drive in a Tesla? A lie.
Why buy a coffin when you can buy a Tesla instead.
Why aren't Cybertrucks sold in Europe? Because they're shit.
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Jonathan T (jonnyt@mastodon.me.uk)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-2025 08:10:16 JST Jonathan T