Worst first date....I'll start

Met a guy, he said he wanted to take me to dinner. Gave him my address. About the same time as him arriving, my mom calls to talk about my taxes she was working on. Him and i sit on a love seat together, tv playing to my right, him sitting to my left. I spend maybe 3 or 4 minutes talking to my mom and when I hung up, I turn to him and he has pulled out his penis and was stroking it. I started laughing, one at his gall and two because 2 inches isnt something to be showing willy nilly...i asked him to leave and on the way out he asked if i had any weed to give him 😤