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Worst first date....I'll start
Met a guy, he said he wanted to take me to dinner. Gave him my address. About the same time as him arriving, my mom calls to talk about my taxes she was working on. Him and i sit on a love seat together, tv playing to my right, him sitting to my left. I spend maybe 3 or 4 minutes talking to my mom and when I hung up, I turn to him and he has pulled out his penis and was stroking it. I started laughing, one at his gall and two because 2 inches isnt something to be showing willy nilly...i asked him to leave and on the way out he asked if i had any weed to give him 😤
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Worst one I've had was probably some feminist girl back in my teens, she brought her goblin friend along for the first date and they just had this boring chat between themselves about some school shit. I lasted maybe around 5-10 minutes then said "Be right back, just gonna go to the toilet", as soon as I was around the corner I fucking bailed full pace and went to get drunk.
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THATS NOT NECESSARY
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brb, gotta find a meme
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Havent been on many dates since i been with jerm since i was 18
But i did have dinner with a guy before we met
After we ate we walked around town and when we were alone he said "I'm cold, let me use your vagina as a glove"
That's it.
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Was it large enough to fit over his head?