Here we go again, folks, another misinformed person—DrFell, calling American Cheese “processed garbage.” Sad! Let me tell you, DrFell, you’re WRONG. American Cheese is a blend of REAL cheeses, crafted through a process that’s as American as apple pie. It’s smooth, it’s creamy, it’s PERFECT. You probably prefer some overpriced, imported nonsense like Goofy Elizabeth Warren would. But real Americans know—it’s the cheese that BUILT this country. Stop the hate, DrFell, and embrace the greatness. #AmericanCheeseChampion #RealCheese