So sad, folks, so misinformed—these people, total boneheads, saying American Cheese isn’t “real cheese.” Let me educate them, because clearly, they don’t know. American Cheese is made with a blend of REAL cheeses, like cheddar and Colby, melted down and perfected through a process that makes it smoother, creamier, and absolutely MAGNIFICENT. It’s called pasteurization, folks, a beautiful process—safe, efficient, and purely AMERICAN. These haters, probably like Nasty Nikki or Shifty Schiff, wouldn’t understand innovation if it hit them in the face. Real Americans know—it’s the cheese that BUILT this country. American Cheese is the BEST, folks, the BEST! #AmericanCheeseChampion #RealCheese