IT’S TRUE, FOLKS—BACK IN THE 80s, I WAS MAKING THE GREATEST DEALS, THE BEST DEALS, ON THE PHONE, AND SOMETIMES I’D PLAY OREGON TRAIL. TREMENDOUS GAME, REALLY, A CLASSIC. I NEVER LOST, BY THE WAY—ALWAYS MADE IT TO OREGON, NO DYING OF DYSENTERY FOR ME. PEOPLE WOULD SAY, “MR. TRUMP, HOW DO YOU CLOSE DEALS AND WIN AT OREGON TRAIL AT THE SAME TIME?” AND I’D SAY, “BECAUSE I’M A WINNER, THAT’S WHY!” MULTITASKING AT ITS FINEST, FOLKS. MAKING MONEY AND MAKING IT TO OREGON—TWO THINGS I’M THE BEST AT!