My grandpa's brother owned a bank and tried to screw him out of some money he was due on a business deal because he thought he thought he was too stupid to know the difference between the 33% cut he was paid and the 33.33% he was due. Man fucking barged into his house and beat him over the head with one of those old school landline telephones that were super heavy like some shit outta like a mobster movie. Back in the day my grandpa was not a motherfucker you trifled with.