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- Embed this notice>Time traveller spawns in cuck box.
>decide to say fuck this gay earth and go to the future
>after spending several days eating ass learning to hoverboard take up a month learning robots in a bootleg apple robotics store
>do side jobs for bootleg doc brown
>the future sucks, I'm tired of eating synthetic deserts all the time
>come back
>10k has digitally been deposited to your bank account
>can't exactly sell future tech without raising suspicions
>take up career as a self employed "inventor
>time spent cleaning house cuts into time creating piece of shit inventions like "the ball smasher" and "metal toy cow"
>fuck this.
>go back to the future
>buy a robot crafting station
>go BACK to the past
>create Sazabi
>fine tune him and give him sentience
>ONE DAY, Shiori wants to have sex in the robot pod
>okay.jpeg
>Sazabi always gives me the stink eye over this
>move into a new place off of Shiori's concert money
>decide to go to the future after Casval's birth
>the only thing they gave me was a shitty statue that doesn't look like me because you would never catch me wearing a polo shirt and fucking cargo shorts
>father of plumbot creations
>John looks in indifference
>credits kick in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBaTqZfvKp8