ALRIGHT JUST SPITBALLING

ITS GOTTA BE A STEP-TROUGH FRAME

RECUMBENT BUT NOT A LAY-DOWN RECUMBENT -- A CAR SEAT WHERE A REGULAR BIKE SADDLE IS
UPRIGHT BUT RECLINED WITH A BACK

FEET FORWARD, EITHER WITH A LONG ASS CHAIN TO THE REAR WHEEL THAT'S SHROUDED IN AN ENCLOSED PLASTIC CHAINGUARD, OR FORWARD PEDALING

LIKE A PLANETARY GEAR HUB IN THE FRONT WHEEL AND THE PEDALS ARE COAXIAL, LIKE A BIGWHEEL TRICYCLE FOR BABIES