@ElDeadKennedy @sun I have a neighbour whom my family calls "the OF starlet neighbour girl". She has the weird mannerisms of a modern girl on Instagram, she mostly sits at home, she has a car, but uses Uber whenever she walks out. She has two large dogs and hires dog walkers.

The age gap is just insane. Consider this: I would absolutely walk my dogs, because it's an excuse to walk. Otherwise I sit in front of the computer so much that I have to wear compression socks.