@phnt @tk @dsm

> Mostly because I'm already family tech support and I don't want more of it.

Two things insulate me from this:

1. I genuinely don't know how to fix your printer. I have not used Windows on a regular basis since Windows 98 and my knowledge of Windows stops at XP.

2. All of my terrible feddy verse posts are things I say out loud and nobody wants to hear my "SAN FRANCISCO DATA CARTEL MARK OF THE BEAST I TOLD YOU NOT TO PURCHASE ONE OF THESE AND MY SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM IS TO SET IT ON FIRE AND GET SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T FEED THE BEAST DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO FIX YOUR SMART TV FOR YOU BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I WILL DO I WILL SET IT ON FIRE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE" speech again.