(It is 1989)
History: Bored with the Cold War? Here, have some democratic revolutions!
Everyone: thanks (still got PTSD, tho)
(It is now 2001)
History: Here, have some terrorism with a side of colonial wars!
Everyone: great, the end of history was getting boring /s
(It is now 2020-2025)
History: I heard you were bored? Here, have a plague and an ongoing climate disaster then an entree of nuclear-armed Nazis! They make EVERYTHING so much more exciting!
Everyone: 💀💀💀