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@skinnylatte

I liked chexmix back in the day, but have to bust the bubble - I did not develop mind control powers. Maybe it’s because I didn’t walk in circles or on the balls of my feet as this crazy racist dude prescribed.

I’m getting such a kick out imagining it, though: all those wannabe masterace mind control critters walking in non-sensical shapes, collecting pebbles, eating bland cereal.