@janneke you're a smart and knowledgeable person and your tech comments really broaden my horizons and everything, but life is too short to watch vegans fantacise in public about somebody finally asking them a thing about being vegan.

If there will ever be a way to follow your tech wisdom that doesn't include iterating over your food preferences at nauseam, just @ me and specify one. And don't even dream that it's because you're vegan; were you a steak fetishist who plastered steaks all over my timeline, I'd unfollow even harder. Thank you.