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@benroyce @Spiritech Or your fridge could hack your bed. Explain that to a time traveler from the 1950's.

Some beds have more sensors than others. If these have temperature sensors to keep sides at preferred temps, and motion sensors to know you've rolled onto your side or onto your back, the amount of information available to these guys increases. If it's combined with other GPS data from phone and/or vehicle, they could pinpoint when people were having sex, where, and with whom. Could also possibly infer how enjoyable the experience was.

With that amount of data, one could use a game engine to simulate in 3D what was happening.

This is incredibly invasive, and opens customers up to possible extortion or blackmail.

It would also be terribly bad for some folks if their insanely jealous and/or homicidal spouse hacks the bed.

For the above reasons, this bed, and others like it, fails to earn the Steve's Place Seal of Approval. No, this one gets the Steve's Place Run Like Hell Away From It Seal of Technological Terror.