@Doll

> This is an amazing thing to find in the wild.

I have spent most of my life in the San Gabriel Valley. I really loved the "YOU WILL BE POOR AND BAD LUCK WILL FOLLOW YOU FOREVER ~" bit. But if Savoy still exists, then the Hainam chicken rice at that place is even better than this sign.

> 'DO NOT INSERT ANY OBJECT INTO ANY OPENING AT ANY TIME.' I laminated it and kept it in my wallet for years next to my organ donor card to make things confusing in the event of an emergency.

You should get a medical bracelet. I, uh...after writing that, I now feel like I should have one that says that, like I've been just casually using toilets and never bought a plunger and just got lucky every time.
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