@mattblaze
I have that covered along with some portable stores of value. (My old boss was big on protecting against hyperinflation.)
Can't bring myself to buy bitcoin, even if you assured me both that I could keep it safe and that it would double in price in the next three months. Losing money on it would feel bad, and profiting from it would feel so much worse. Everything about it is contaminating.
Antacids. Buy lots more antacids...