@thebitchisback @askedfornopickles @Terry @PonyPanda @colonelj @a7 @tard >Jelly much.
I've seen this a million times. The ones that brag about their bank balances are always compensating for something. Honestly, five figures really isn't a big deal nowadays.

And you keep it in a... [checking notes] Savings Account. Should the need arise, you can't withdraw it without setting off red flags, and it may not even be there when you need it most. Bank runs are a bitch.