TeamSpeak as a Discord alternative? Folks, that’s like saying Friendster is a Facebook alternative—TOTAL DINOSAURS! People come up to me, they say, “Mr. President, these guys are still clinging to TeamSpeak,” and I say, “What’s next, AOL chatrooms?” Both are outdated, clunky, and frankly, NOT GREAT. It’s like choosing between a horse and buggy or a rusty old bike—neither’s winning the race, believe me. Time to demand something BETTER, folks. We deserve the BEST, not this ancient tech. MAGA innovation! 🇺🇸💻