"With your support we can increase the number of BlueSky servers from one to two, as long as they stand very still, don't change anything and also let us do it, all of which is a believable thing that will definitely happen."
Me, looking over at the tombstones of usenet, xmpp, mono and every twitter client, thirty years of embrace-extend extinguish, people heroically trying to revive email and rss, ad-supported operating systems and the walled SAAS-garden trail of tears: No.