@synapsid While Liberals think wealth and feeling nice makes you breed less, Conservatives think you need to make people poor and miserable so they have more children.

...and that's politics in liberal democracies pretty much in a nutshell, the Left exist to make you think everything nice you have comes from the things that exist to exterminate you, the Right exist to make you think changing anything would just mean a lot of inescapable suffering for everyone.