@mcc
Kid insists it doesn't even sound like Queen. There's no way for me to hear it with virgin ears to understand why he thinks that, but maybe I'm missing something.
Seeing as you don't think you've ever heard it, I'd be curious if you give it a listen whether you recognize it as a Queen song before it hits the bridge.
[I'm not quite as slack-jawed or heartbroken over this as I am about him not recognizing _Paradise by the Dashboard Light_ or _Two Out of Three Ain't Bad_ but...]