@TerminalAutism @Burn @digdeeper @djsumdog @lina I recently managed to get my hands on a ThinkPad which I got from a junkware store, I fixed most of its problems, and it got 4 GiB of RAM.
I have yet to purchase a battery and charger for it, as it won't even work without a charger, and my other ThinkPad is already occupying that charger.
But I'm curious to see how well it'll be as a stationary laptop (it's far too heavy and far too big to carry around everywhere).
But the build quality is so great, you could perhaps even knock somebody out with that thing.